Monday, February 26, 2007

Dumb girlfriend gets Boyfriend's toe up her ass over key

Okay, now I had to write this one. One night and by the way, this is a true story, a boyfriend and his girlfriend were home watching tv. The guy's cousin called him to get his (the boyfriend) housekey so that he (the cousin) could bring some girl (who by the way was NOT his girlfriend) to the boyfriend's house. The boyfriend's fingertips were hurting because of getting hammered and nailed on the job, so he asked his girlfriend to remove the housekey from his set of keys. The dumb girlfriend proceeded to remove her keys from her boyfriend's set of keys talking all, "oh see how strong I am?" and yet she couldn't even get the wrong set of keys off (mind you). So the bf was like "gimme that". He started to remove the same key the gf was struggling with, fingers all hurting, then yelled, "Look at dat! D damass have me taking off the wrong set of keys! You don't know that's the key I use to come into your house, that You gave me?"
The girlfriend said dumbly "I didn't notice that, how was I supposed to know?"
"But look I noticed as SOON as I tried!" he said.
He then sent his toe right smack up her butt hole ass soon as she turned around.
"What kind of girlfriend do I have here?" the boyfriend asked?
He was stunned, stunned I tell you, that his own gf couldn't recognise her own set of keys that she gave him to enter her house. Point is: if you can't recognise your own house keys, how can you tell when a thief is flaunting it in your face?
Moral of the story: It happened to me, I am the girlfriend!